Tongues wagged and locals swooned last week when Porcaberry Books announced their most recent Selection of the Month, a novelette that featured a passionate tale of love lost and found in a small Texas hamlet between Lavignia, Head Slubberdoffer at Evil Textiles and Randall, Chairperson of the Local Number 49 Organ Grinders Union, who met by happenstance one snowy afternoon during a two-for-one special at Arlene's House of Squash.